Wondering why these questions are relevant nowdays? We collected some funny matrimonial ads from web-space.
Long height and long hair boys only
Hi, am Yashoda, I passed my marriageable age, I seek for the perfect
match for me. The boy should be long in height, He can have long hairs
also, but he should not have animals in house. Everything else is ok,
north and west Indian please excuse me. If you are my man, I long for
your partnership. I you want we can chat on facebook also, you can poke
me if you want.
People with big bank balances may apply
Namaste namaste, We seek a BRIDE for our son who is clean shaven,
educated, very enterprising, handsome, he’s got a height of 5’10″ and he
just turned 26 having trained abroad he manages his own business. We
are high status affluent family with 2 bank accounts in private BANK and
we are very liberal in our outlook. He seeks a life partner who is 21,
minimum height 5’4″ and IQ of 80 and very modern outlook. If agreeable
please send a recent profile with recent photograph and please send
photos with front profiles only, please do not send side profiles and it
is too inconvenient to judge girls beauty. Thank you.
Girls – This guy is a standup comic
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL, THEY ARE 1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
This girl is not a desert
Hello Good morning, myself Ridhima and I am looking for a suitable
groom, who will never call me any pet name. Boy should strictly remember
that he don’t call me PUMPKIN, HONEY, SUGAR any other sweet name
because I am not a desert. The boy should understand that I know calling
me any pet name means forgetting me and giving me different
personality. He should also keep in mind that comparing me with HER toy
will not be tolerated. He should never call me TEDDY, KITTY, DOLLY
because I am not going to play with him. Only interested MAILS (Males)
can apply with resume.
Fancy a man from a well to do family with cattle and equipment?
Hello, I am Manohar. We are from WELL DO FAMILY, having cattle and
farming equipments. We are looking for a girl suitable girl she has lot
of land, land should be fertile, should be private, should give calf
once a year. She should not know computers, should be willing to cook
twice a day with SMILE. I promise to take you for film for watching
purposes. if interested you can contact me.
Guruji says she has beautiful spots on her body!
Hello, my name is Alka from a nice family and also good characterized
women. My friends and family say that I am quite beautiful and even my
guruji says me that. I have a some beauty spots on my body and I wiling
to show every thing to man who steals my heart. Am looking for a dashing
man who can speak in English and living in a metro. He should be
shaving regularly and ideally and he should be physically strong. So if
interested please mail me a photo.
I don’t know English, but let’s speak in C++ and Java
Myself Sridhar, working in infosoft as assistant technician. I am
good faring vegetarian, looking for a like minded girl, who’s profession
is c++ and java. She should be slim with 7 figure salary, should must
be issue less and must be from cultured family having no special demands
should handle kitchen well should must visit holy shrine with me two
times a year caste no bar, religion no bar, no dowry only some gifting
items will do. If interested please mailing me.
Normal girl only
I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom
say that I am a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS
YOUR. Bye bye. :-))
Matrimonial ads for sailors – Shore, ahoy!
I am a focussed person who want to reach the shore of success with
hard work and persistence. The most important thing for me in a person
is her moral value which makes one a true individual a person relly good
at heart. Sky is the limit. I always aspire to lend a helping hard to
anyone in need. I love listening music, travelling beauty of any place
be it near far can be source of joy!
Are you her dream boy?
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my
hand forever !!!
We have a 4 BHK apartment with 2 kitchens
“Mr. and Mrs. Gupta own a 2 floor bungalow with 2 modular kitchens
and are looking for a very fair and beautiful girl for their only son
with a married sister. Please contact: 981XXXXXXX.”
Excessively pretty girl wanted
Wanted an extremely beautiful and excessively pretty, cultured and
well-mannered girl or a highly qualified, working woman for a 42 year
old, very handsome man who looks much younger. Please send your details
to the following address. Photographs are a must!”
